Player Spotlight

John Doran

John Doran
Name:
John Doran
AKA:
Not that I knew of
Team:
VP
Position:
Utility
Born:
Maryport, Cumbria
Age:
67
Comes from:
London
Previous Clubs:
Mill Hill, Harwell, Olton, Chester - now lives near Bath
Hockey Honours:
None to speak of
Best Hockey Memory:
Helplessly laughing at the spectacle of a totally drunk, very rotund, naked, Indian Jewish hockey player trying to fathom out a dignified way to enter an apple pie bed made for him on my first hockey tour
Claim to fame:
One time Chief Umpire Coach for West of England, and Level 3 Umpire Coach
Known for saying:
Far too much too often
Most enjoys:
Playing bridge
Absolutely hates:
Background music on radio traffic reports, football results etc
Super hero power:
Sean Kerly at 1988 Olympics
Worst hair cut:
Wayne Rooney
Famous person met:
Prince Charles
Worst subject at school:
Chemistry
Favorite teacher:
WPC Davies "Beef", my son's headmaster at Cheltenham College Junior school who seemed to me to embody all that is good in the teaching of small boys. They adored him.
Secret talent:
If I told you, you'd be as wise as me - and it would no longer be a secret, would it?
Favourite thing to do in Cheltenham:
Watch hockey
Favourite night out in Cheltenham:
The theatre
Favourite film quote:
"Give me something to put on!" - naked blonde Bond girl "caught" in the shower by James [Sean Connery] as he hands her a pair of shoes